By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
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morgann4826 0

time to stop watching so much ****

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Vert90 11

He was "browsing" meaning he was trying to find a **** website the he liked. (just thought I'd clear the up)

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ladyLALAA 28

^who cares. And agreed, you don't want to get stuck with some 60yrs+ porno. Unless you do, than good on you, I guess...

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pinkcrayola 0

Time to invest in an iPod.

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kkjkidonthate 4

He obliviously has one if he put this FML up.

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Justforlolz 14

^ Ever heard of this wonderful new-fangled device we call the computer? Believe it or not, FML has a website! ******* crazy, right?!?!?

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Xotoolyxo 16

No actually you can access fml through the website on the computer or phone also

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fsamslife92 8

Or he is at the library like he said in the post.

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Enslaved 36

Or he posted at the local library.(:

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Sixers01 0

51 - get lebrons dick out of your mouth and read the comment that person was replying to

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Jakesterk96 8

66- I just don't want to see the same comment posted 3 times straight.

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BlinkandRHCP 7

Ehh, your mom doesn't have to be invited into your bedroom, since it (most likely) is her house. If you still live with your parents in that close of proximity, exercise some basic discretion. Yes, everyone knows teenagers especially ********** and watch ****, but be respectful of your parents. No one wants to see their kid getting down and dirty.

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rattusrattus 18

I'd still say that offspring are people, and have a right to privacy and discretion. Unless it was a dire emergency, mum should have knocked.

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downtime 12

If you enter a bedroom with a closed door without knocking, expect to see things you may not want to see.

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rosha267 21

Why didn't you just close it out? They aren't going anywhere

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tpike1296 11

Alt+F4 really could have helped here. ^.^

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Enslaved 36

5 tabs? I guess you couldn't decide on which genre you prefer at the time.

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perdix 29

He probably has a fear of commitment.

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Enslaved 36

Oh really? And just how many tabs do you have on your computer? Double digits, I'm sure. Guess DP is among them. Lol

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perdix 29

Oh, no, I'm very loyal. One tab: YouPorn.com. I have a soft spot for MILFs ;) (Well, it doesn't stay soft ;) ;) )

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laden_swallow09 34

Forget YouPorn! ro89! Has many more sites under it's search engine, including YouPorn.

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Calyx_fml 21

I'll usually open one image per tab and then scroll through them at my leisure. I can easily have 50 tabs open on one fap session.

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Virtual_BS 13

And that's why apps like VirtuaWin exist. A hotkey can make your entire desktop disappear.

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jojimugo 20

Five tabs really dude?

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chels1994 11

Better to watch **** than to be out there banging everything that moves I suppose

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Bigboned38 0

My thoughts exactly :)

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kisaka 2

Addiction much, my good sir? :3 perhaps it's time to try for the real thing ....?

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jadamsclassic 5

maybe the OP has tried for the the real thing... hence the 5 tabs of ****...

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astronobob 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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acotapus 1

I honestly can't tell if you're kidding or just ******* stupid.

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MrsPegg 45

When I glanced @ 28's name, I thought it was Astronoob! I got excited because it fit them....Then I realized I was wrong :(

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astronobob 0

When I glanced at 301's name I thought it was "Ms. Piggy"! I got excited because it fit them.... Then I realized I was wrong:(

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