By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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Epikouros 31

I hope you like gardening!

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GeeUnit 8

That's just oddly disturbing..

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Matty1188 6

Why does this not say EX boyfriend??

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Attica 20

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Massive red flag (massive feels like an understatement)!

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BrotherTheo 31

I Know this is a long shot. Is it possible he's ******* with you? If you've got a history of going through his shit, and there is a 'link to his blog' right there on his desktop It seems like it could be something someone might do to **** with someone who's been going through their stuff a lot.... I'm not saying that *IS* happening here, I'm Just floating the possibility out there.

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22cute 17

#19 get this- ladies are all different and unique! We don't all want the same thing, which is why Freud couldn't figure it out. What's romantic to women is a man who gets to know her unique self. Generally, though, women tend to want the white picket package when she's found a man she loves who treats her right.

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knightgirl95 3

Omg, thank you for making my day very early in the morning.... Hahaha. :D

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Runn and don't ever look back!! This guy clearly has stalker-ish tendencies.. Do it.. i tell you.. Just do it or.. I said.. OR .. You'll be Doomed:D!!

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Levvy 22

That is one of the most terrifying things I have read in a long time.

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