Love: Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML

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Double life

By Anon - 14/10/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00

Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By Forgotten One - 15/10/2009 11:11 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By FMlovelife - 28/06/2012 15:28 - United States

Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 16:30 - Saudi Arabia - Jiddah

Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML

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Epikouros 31

Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:05

I hope you like gardening!

GeeUnit 8

Wednesday 23 May 2012 0:05

That's just oddly disturbing..

Comments

McKizzleton 4

Wednesday 23 May 2012 1:54

I could easily see this guy as the Wicked Witch of the West. Soon, my pretty. Soon...

AnneeSo 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 1:54

Bwahaha! That's hilarious! You poor dear, that would definitely be a dealbreaker for me.

LifelessStars 22

Wednesday 23 May 2012 1:57

awkward……

Tator1969 1

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:04

Run!

bacon_strip96 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:06

RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN THIS IS CREEPY

eccentrix 12

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:07

It's private.

ALpein 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:09

Not anymore.

eccentrix 12

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:11

Sounds like he's the creative type.

thiscrazything 1

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:11

YDI for looking through his computer. As you said, it was HIS personal blog. If he wanted you to see it, he would have showed it to you. In the meantime, watch out for incoming (seeds).

CheshireHalli 19

Wednesday 23 May 2012 6:23

She said she was browsing the web and hit it, meaning it was an available tab that she hit accidentally. MEANING that it's on the web and therefore fair game.

thiscrazything 1

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:41

Sorry, but that's BS. You don't "accidentally" look through someone's history.

CheshireHalli 19

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:11

Where did it say his history? Please, point that out to me... It could be like in Chrome with a bookmarks bar on display. I have accidentally hit several links like that. So, it's very plausible that if he has it saved to the bookmarks bar in a browser, that she truly hit it by accident.

FarscapeSDC 9

Wednesday 23 May 2012 2:12

What you need, OP, is a hitman. Just get a bald guy, with a tattoo of a bar-code on the back of his head, who always wears a suit with leather gloves, to 'rub-out' the crazy guy. Sure it might cost a bit, but isn't it worth it to know that the insane guy is now wearing concrete shoes. Remember, "if in doubt, wipe it out" or a restraining order, that works too.