By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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Epikouros 31

I hope you like gardening!

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GeeUnit 8

That's just oddly disturbing..

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kissmyace25 6

dont be a fool wrap his tool

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MEM0817 18

I'm not one to always jump to the dump his creepy ass comment on these FML'S but... get out. Get out now!

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bulldoghitman97 4

I'm new to this, so what does OP mean?? Does anybody know?

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MEM0817 18

OP stands for Optimus Prime. Okay, just kidding. It's Original Poster.

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bulldoghitman97 4

Thank you! I had no idea... though I think optimus Prime would be funnier!

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11mandy80 6

Omg! The first time I read that I thought it said brother, not boyfriend. Boyfriend is a lot better than brother!

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forever_born 6

Lol yeah if my brother said this I would freak out. :)

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forever_born 6

Well at least he speaks his feelings. ????

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dmarth 4

Ummm super creepy... He needs help big time

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Raylosophy 10

If that doesn't send you running for the hills.....then you deserve his "seed".

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Alex1014 0

Is he a scientist of some kind?

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