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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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By emily - 15/07/2011 22:21 - United States

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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KommanderKush420 5

Friday 6 July 2012 18:54

You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

TheWindowLicker 13

Friday 6 July 2012 18:53

I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

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punxroxr87 7

Saturday 7 July 2012 20:25

you sure can pick a winner! ur better off without him

retrorewind 13

Saturday 7 July 2012 20:33

did he wash his hands afterwards?

simply4brillianc_fml 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 4:16

And who ever said men can't multi-task...

usernamesummer 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 4:58

Oh the irony.... Im sorry

Harmony_Ann725 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:01

You could do better, I'm sure!

pinkybeast 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:03

thats triflyn nobody want to hear that "shit" haha i crack myself up

I_dont_exist 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:04

he was double dumping XD

kylelove 8

Sunday 8 July 2012 8:09

Double dumping xD I'm sorry for the asshole you used to call your boyfriend. You deserve WAY better!

ericaleigh808 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 12:02

shitty situation.

ShakiraShakira 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 12:28

Why you agreed to talk via webcam while he was taking a dump I'll never know, he's a douche though!

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