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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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By emily - 15/07/2011 22:21 - United States

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Friday 6 July 2012 18:54

You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

TheWindowLicker 13

Friday 6 July 2012 18:53

I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

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OL_What_FER 1

Friday 6 July 2012 22:23

dumpception

missmitzi 4

Friday 6 July 2012 22:25

Take a snapshot and post it on FB (:

BellaMarta 19

Friday 6 July 2012 22:30

The irony.

Tempest559 12

Friday 6 July 2012 22:30

Now that's how you get pink eye!

Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

Friday 6 July 2012 22:45

Now that's a shitty way to break Up with someone! Anyone? Ok...

Rainadeer 2

Friday 6 July 2012 22:49

What an asshole. (Pun not intended until now)

soccergurrll 8

Friday 6 July 2012 22:51

Classy

schambers23 4

Friday 6 July 2012 23:01

Give me his address so I can go to his home and kick is a$$. Who's teaching these guys how to treat a woman...? Not the parents.

LittleDevil01 4

Friday 6 July 2012 23:10

Ew what a tramp!:| he could've let you down nicer eh?

gingerlights 5

Friday 6 July 2012 23:14

Honey, you can do better.

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