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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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KommanderKush420 5

You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

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TheWindowLicker 13

I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

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citymayer 7

Every time I see a shit pun I want to punch myself in the face. At least I've got some self control. Otherwise I wouldn't have to pay to have my wisdom teeth removed...

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PoshLife_Cross 5

Two dumps at once? Although he's an ass for not being man enough to do it in person, that's almost impressive.

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Brownie101abc 7

You should be happy then. He sounds like a loser

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bleijar 4

My gf dumped me over text. At midnight. With no reason

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DeVaughnS 5

You should really think before you date cause of you don't you get dumbed by a guy sitting on a toilet over a webcam

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eccentrix 12

"Hey, honey, wanna watch me poop? Okay, cool. By the way, I'm leaving you."

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bubo_fml 10

Arrange for an upper decker to be deposited in his beloved throne!

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mahna_fml 3

Wow, sorry OP. Also, your play on words... I appreciate it. ANOTHER!

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Nessco 36

On the plus side, at least now this jerk is out of your life. Sometimes you have to put up with idiots like this to appreciate the good ones when they come along.

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