Intimacy: Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed...

By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML

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By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By charapos - 26/10/2021 11:00

Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:43 - Canada

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML

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Pissed to meet you

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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Consider the offer

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

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Cruisin' for a bruisin'

By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 11:44 - United States

Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML

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CheaRight 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:28

hot.

Phase 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:43

what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

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X_Death_Note_X 8

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:56

hahahahhaha i lol'd

sugarroxx 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:00

yummy just watch out for STDs..... and bugs :p

jojocircus19 16

Sunday 27 December 2015 1:46

Remember Be safe kids!

tiffyxmac 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:01

wtf lol I hope you ran cause that's hella scary

squirrelboyzz 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:06

cute...

keithler 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:09

creepy

jitterbug25 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:14

#13 your extremely sexy;)

muffinkitty 15

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:15

I agree with 9

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:30

Stranger Danger! I need an adult!!

ilovelife_01 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:37

Lol! You must be that hot!!! Kudos

dickster 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:43

...YDI for quotation fail. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I bet you wanted some old lady!

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