Miscellaneous: Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally...

By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By ke - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By mwja - 26/02/2011 22:59 - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 00:01

Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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angry_girl 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:18

you forked yourself ... who hasn't

maskedman 9

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:18

wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore ****?

Comments

mlaouvie 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:21

hahah this is my favorite fml ever.

anorexicbarbie 8

Friday 12 February 2010 5:45

I wish I had your cheek color, is that makeup or your natural cheek color? btw this is for snickerdoodles :)

shoguu 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:46

and?

Blondemmnt411 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:47

first, what does soup have to do with anything? and don't you know that you are supposed to carry silverware sharp end down, because would you rather have something stabbed in to your leg or your head?

s_bloodnozzle_iz 0

Friday 12 February 2010 5:58

I'm sorry but that made me laugh because I could picture it!! hahah

fcukb0o 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:05

Why are you complaining it has stabbed your forehead? I'm pretty sure you're dumb enough not to realize you have a friggin' thick skull, it could've hurted a little but not a big deal at all. You want something better? Man when was the last you've masturbated/ had sex, fork could've had **** punt you.