Miscellaneous: Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally...

By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By ke - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By mwja - 26/02/2011 22:59 - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 00:01

Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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angry_girl 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:18

you forked yourself ... who hasn't

maskedman 9

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:18

wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore ****?

Comments

irepthe518 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:12

way to use your head!!

Mx_Rider 6

Friday 12 February 2010 11:21

@ 82 snickerdoodles can comment on every post she wants you idiot. go run into a knife *thank you* (sarcasm)

kopchaser01 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:51

hilarious

juscreablu 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:48

how does this even happen? FYL

italian_babe 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:14

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha that made my day :)

blastvortex 3

Friday 12 February 2010 17:27

Haha. Just like knives, if you don't want stuff like that to happen, carry the fork pointed downward. Didn't your parents ever tell you not to run with scissors?

alewiina 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:44

lmao. sorry, op, but this one made laugh out loud (on the bus, too... stop staring at me!!) mostly because it's probably something I would do. fyl xD

MonkleyTootoo 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:47

you are an idiot. nuf said.

Zebidee 8

Friday 12 February 2010 21:44

This is the first FML I've read in ages that made me burst out laughing. Maybe I have simple tastes, or it's just that I can imagine doing this myself.