Miscellaneous: Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally...

By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunch time, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML

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By ke - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By mwja - 26/02/2011 22:59 - France

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 00:01

Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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angry_girl 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:18

you forked yourself ... who hasn't

maskedman 9

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:18

wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore ****?

Comments

DogmaT_fml 4

Friday 12 February 2010 0:53

at least it wasnt your eye.

CloudEnvy 17

Friday 12 February 2010 13:08

That would be an excuse to wear an eye patch though.

WallyTheWombat 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:58

I eat noodles with a fork too. I totally thought this was gonna end like "I sneezed and spilled hot noodles all over my crotch and my brand new 150$ jeans!" then we coulda said YDI for wearing pants while eating noodles. Cause us men don't wear pants if we don't have to.

XxpootieXx 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:03

ok umm "snickerdoodles" WTF kind of a name is that? forreal? ha.

mochi_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:33

It's a delicious cookie. ;D Maybe she's delicious?

lilbz76 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 8:10

Thats what i said they are my favorite cookie and she looks nothing like them, now i have to find a new favorite cookie!

dragonwarrior 3

Friday 12 February 2010 1:04

Haha that sucks but I have seen that happen before with a marker at least it wasn't your eye

thedivinecomeD 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:06

I'm trying to imagine how this kid is carrying his soup: shoulder high, a fork(pointy sides up) sticking out of the soup. and a sneeze so hard it rocks his head forward but the soup somehow doesn't splash everywhere...:/