By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
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maskedman 9

wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore ****?

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MonkleyTootoo 0

That is soooo true! that makes it even funnierrr!! (:

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CitizenSnipz 0

And you thought he was gonna do something with the newdlz.

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Tigg3r 3

that's okay. I've been forked, and it wasn't even my fault. Hell, i've been stabbed with a needle. That was my fault.

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falola69 3

Hmm. When I started reading this FML, I was expecting the OP to have scalded himself with the the hot soup from noodles, not stab himself with the fork. Quite disappointing. I would have to call FAIL.

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chux4w 0

That's the beauty of the FML though. You're led to think "I see what's going to happen here, and I love it!" and then the head forking comes right out of nowhere. The only thing better than this would be if he fell over and spilled all the hot noodles over himself as well! Comedy gold.

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marie93uso 0

haha I laughed out loud :) pure hilarity

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shauns22192 0

I'm not gonna lie, this FML completely made my day, I just have one question....if you were eating soup why were you holding a fork???

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xrod_fml 0

rofl OP your a dumb shit xD

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