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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By KnightToucan - 21/06/2019 02:09

Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 4 222

By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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Snitched

By sixxie - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML

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You laugh, you lose

By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 4 153

Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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You deserved it 370

B5B0N35 18

Saturday 10 August 2013 23:29

What a dick

Welshite 39

Saturday 10 August 2013 23:34

The bend and SNAP! It's a totally legitimate method. I've used it myself.

Comments

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 11 August 2013 0:48

What a ******* ass. He shouldn't have been looking. If he didn't like it then the only thing he had to do was look the other way instead of being a ****** douche and acting like a child. Someone needs to knock some sense into him.

chuka81 27

Sunday 11 August 2013 1:05

You've been very naughty OP, haven't you?

imo22 3

Sunday 11 August 2013 1:17

how exactly is putting on a show even sexual harrassment? She dressed this way, she moved that way... i feel very sorry for you OP and hope things get better!

perdix 29

Sunday 11 August 2013 1:17

Window washers are such backstabbing tight-asses!

Spider_Web 11

Sunday 11 August 2013 4:25

I don't think they got the FML reference

Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Sunday 11 August 2013 1:23

That shit actually made it to HR? And you got SUSPENDED over it? I would fight that ruling tooth and nail because that's some serious bull. A woman simply bending over these days is considered harrassment? SMH

starile 19

Sunday 11 August 2013 4:01

#39, quit being such a ******* drama queen. If you think men having some damn self-control and a sense of decency turns them into walking drones, then take your supposedly uncontrollable throbbing **** and blue balls to the restroom and take your problems elsewhere. There are PLENTY of decent guys that can get along with both sexes in the workplace just fine.

brewmasterg 34

Sunday 11 August 2013 4:50

Women and men alike both have the right to feel safe in their workplaces. That being said the claim being put against OP does seem ridiculous.

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 11 August 2013 1:36

you were harassing him and got busted, suck it up.

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:09

Make up something bad about him and report him.

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 3:02

He's just mad because he has no chance with you

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

Sunday 11 August 2013 3:46

You know you could only be "putting on a show" if he was watching. I mean it's not a view if he wasn't looking. Don't worry OP you didn't do anything wrong. He's just a perv.