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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By KnightToucan - 21/06/2019 02:09

Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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Snitched

By sixxie - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML

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You laugh, you lose

By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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Uncomfortable

By bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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B5B0N35 18

Saturday 10 August 2013 23:29

What a dick

Welshite 39

Saturday 10 August 2013 23:34

The bend and SNAP! It's a totally legitimate method. I've used it myself.

Comments

stitesy29 18

Sunday 11 August 2013 4:26

When you pick things up off the ground use your knees so this wont happen

martin8337 35

Sunday 11 August 2013 4:34

Sounds like a real **** to me.

metalhedcop 6

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:02

Hope u have witnesses because I'd fight it

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:34

Hope someone else saw to support your case...

cblock94 7

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:49

That's why you always bend with your knees.

bobslawnservice 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 6:55

Your butt must be phenomenal to get that sort of response.

LithFlavored 10

Sunday 11 August 2013 7:28

I'm sure if you explained your case they'd see what an idiot he is

RandomRaybay 13

Sunday 11 August 2013 7:40

That shows that he's more interested in getting you into trouble than his actual work. People like that don't deserve jobs!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 11 August 2013 10:04

See if your place of work has cameras. Let them roll the cameras and have them look at it! If they refuse, then hire an attorney and have them get a copy of it. Get the names of the onlookers if there were any and TESTIFY HIS ASS IN COURT!! You have a great case on your hands.