By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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You deserved it 7 258

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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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Respect101 17

Actually its also bad for too much contact. Because you may just be a carrier for a illness and pass it to your kid. But seems like with today's medicine it's worth the risk to stay as close as you want to your kid.

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cookie1207 19

That was awesome

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Korra_fml 23

um... 4 month olds CANT walk!!... so, are you supposed to have him crawling around the store getting stepped on by people who cant see him?!? what an idiotic comment.

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atiggerx33 6

at 4 months they can't even crawl, that's a 6 month thing. Even putting him in the seat in the cart, his muscles might give out causing him to slam his head off something (and those things are hard). Not even to mention all the germs found in a cart.

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newburton13 26

Four months old? What, do they expect him to walk? That's not an FML. That's justice.

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elizacandle 29

I'm gonna go with " She Deserved it" he's 4 months old, not 4 years.

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1usernamehere 5

He is just looking after his mom

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ManicGypsy 22

This is just too good. It's not an FML, it's more like "**** that couple in line who doesn't know what they are talking about and should mind their own damn business". Yeah.

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ExcitingChives 10

How else is the kid supposed to get around? Last I checked four month olds cant walk

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emichu 10

too bad there is no 'they deserved it' button

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