By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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Witchylady 17

Some people should mind their own business. The baby is only four months old. Give the kid a break. The baby knows how to stand his ground. Projectile vomit. Fabulous!!!!

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lvg_fml 10

Good for him. Carry your baby as much as you can. It shows him love. Babies cannot be spoiled by too much love.

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bpickett18 16

This is not an FML. This is a proud parent moment.

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zachtheillest 1

Talk shit, get spit

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tribec 3

The old people deserved it. They should keep there mouths shut.

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travislemoine 7

That's not bad. The older bitch deserved it. I'd buy my kid candy for doing that shit

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sbarua219 17

He's four months old...god damn give the kid and his mom a break

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samfaithcross 9

HAHAHAHAHA this is perfect

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