By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 106
You deserved it 7 258

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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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That lady needs to mind her own damn business. A 4 month old doesn't need to walk everywhere.

Some people are so nosey! You're a stranger to them, they shouldn't care. Maybe they didn't get enough hugs as children.....

I say it's awesome, maybe a little embarrassing, but they deserved it by butting into your life

My boyfriend said that was a win. Your son sounds adorable.

your son is awesome! **** that old couple & their snarky comments. they promptly deserve the vomit spray they got. this is not an FML, it's a my life is awesome! moment.

This is perfect, they deserved it