By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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harrypotter4evur 15

Your son is going to grow up to be the payback king, you should be proud.

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PrimeRibYum 10

I wish we could do that as adults and get away with it :)

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Ziggy122 15

Well, seeing as four-month-olds can't even crawl, let alone walk yet, I see no problem in carrying them...

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chrisdw93 4

Hey if they want to talk like they're his parents they can get puked on like they are too.

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maram500 1

I...I don't see an option to high-five your son. If he was my son, he'd have earned ice cream for a year. Or at least a shiny new toy. Short version: I love your son.

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

If you're breastfeeding, you pass all those antibodies straight into said child. Obviously a lot of people don't breastfeed, especially not until the 6 month mark, but that's the biology behind it.

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idioticmess 15

button should be here for 'parenting done right!'

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