Intimacy: Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal...

By Anonymous - 01/12/2011 03:11 - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

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By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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By awkward - 06/11/2013 21:16 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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Creeped out

By hotandbothered - 03/02/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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External validation

By Anonymous - 09/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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fmlpro0987 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:37

I'd say that he's a Soon to be rapist.

ellybelly_502 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:41

Um I'm pretty sure it wasn't the word, but some creepy man coming up randomly and whispering ANYTHING remotely freakish would send chills down anyone's back, including your own.

Comments

mrbattleman 10

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:43

oh walmart, always something funny happening also lower prices every day

bmwguy01 8

Thursday 1 December 2011 20:35

shopping is never normal at Wally-world

breadfruit 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:47

He probably meant to go to Whalemart but typed it into his his gps wrong. Therefore, he would think flirtatiously striking up a conversation about whale varieties would be expected.

sara_saturday 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:54

or maybe he said "nice perm"!! he liked your hair

shazza26 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:47

Obviously a turn on!

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:53

It's subliminal advertising to make you buy condoms.

rainbow1223 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:53

Hey at least he didn't throw seamen on you

iRiS890 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 9:10

I hate when people throw sailors on me. It's the absolute worst!

cc_the_beast 6

Thursday 1 December 2011 9:56

It's SEA-MAN!!!!!

SirSquishyPants 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 10:27

Hey! I was a sailor, and I prefer to be called "Squid" not seamen or SEA-MAN

bobbycorwen 5

Friday 2 December 2011 7:49

Or make you eat a cookie with semen on it to be on a basketball team.

bigdaddyeric 35

Sunday 26 November 2017 7:33

Like Seamen from the Navy? Or Semen from your Dick?

f_ckml432 8

Thursday 1 December 2011 9:00

Maybe you have some sperm on your face from getting frisky earlier. He could be saving you from more embarrassment so you don't walk around Walmart like that!