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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Gym bro

By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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Rekt

By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Thanks Susan

By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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Thursday 14 August 2014 9:47

I can imagine she's probably tired of being hit on by the men going to her gym, but that's still an incredibly stupid thing to say to a customer. After all, you want them to come back and get a membership, not go back home humiliated and look for other gyms in their area where they won't be casually insulted by the staff.

IJG2000 16

Thursday 14 August 2014 9:43

Well now you know not to chase her because she's a jerk.

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sandman2118 10

Thursday 14 August 2014 19:26

Get super ripped an then make sure to walk by her showing off the good! An on another note that is super ****** up to say

savemeSheehan 8

Thursday 14 August 2014 20:43

I say ydi because its totally sleazy and assholeish of you to hit on a girl wile she is at work. you were probably not the first person of the day to do it and probably wouldn't be the last. why do men not understand just how rude and uncomfortable it is for women to be hit on while at work? it is our job to be nice to you at that moment and makes it very frustrating because we can't just tell you to **** off. dont take advantage of that situation.

idontwant1 10

Thursday 14 August 2014 21:35

Maybe ur over thinking wht she said

OhFuck_WHYME 8

Thursday 14 August 2014 21:49

YDI flirting with someone at their new place of work is not gonna look good for either parties

cartedor 18

Thursday 14 August 2014 22:49

burnt

BananaMan844 4

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:09

At least this post got featured on iFunny.

Dellipop 12

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:47

She could just be implying that he should go to the gym either way. As the gym is healthy. She not necessarily having a stab at his weight, merely that he thinks it's only important to go to hit on her.

Kougeru 12

Friday 15 August 2014 0:38

You deserve for being lame...and apparently overweight.

pandalover69 26

Friday 15 August 2014 5:35

YDI for being creepy. She didn't want you to hit on her, she was just doing her job.

lina21 12

Friday 15 August 2014 10:28

Imagine how many douche bags she gets trying lame pickup lines while she's working. You just became one of them. If she's cute, great. Be a little less tacky