Health: Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym....

By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Gym bro

By sarah_sad - 25/03/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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Rekt

By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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Leg day

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 16:00

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Self report

By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Thanks Susan

By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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askullnamedbilly 33

Thursday 14 August 2014 9:47

I can imagine she's probably tired of being hit on by the men going to her gym, but that's still an incredibly stupid thing to say to a customer. After all, you want them to come back and get a membership, not go back home humiliated and look for other gyms in their area where they won't be casually insulted by the staff.

IJG2000 16

Thursday 14 August 2014 9:43

Well now you know not to chase her because she's a jerk.

Comments

The_Voytek_Bear 14

Friday 15 August 2014 11:02

At least she was honest :)

CharismaGeek 19

Friday 15 August 2014 16:56

As sWooZie said, hot girls can be cold.

donutcallmethat 16

Friday 15 August 2014 21:15

I put YLS and YDI, because you should know better to hit on someone when they are at work. Just because you are a customer, does not mean it's your right to hassle someone, and it's not her responsibility to make you feel good about yourself. Yes, you were hassling her. If you were sincerely are interested in her, you should have been chatty and nice in a non-sexual way, and get to know her as a person. Think of it from her perspective, she probably gets that a lot, and if she is "nice" to those guys, things get way worse. I think she was being pretty reasonable with her response, since she works at a gym and it is in her employer's best interest for you to work out there more.

penguin_bitchez 15

Friday 15 August 2014 21:26

dumbass

otumboo 10

Saturday 16 August 2014 7:57

playing hard to get?

crazy_tinkerbell 4

Saturday 16 August 2014 12:56

You totally deserved it! Dude, what kind of cheesy pick up lane was that? If I was her, I would say exactly the same...

kcgatsby 8

Monday 18 August 2014 13:05

then you should go everyday, and show her that you can transform. don't even give a second though for a girl like that. not worth it.

WMFG16 14

Thursday 28 August 2014 7:50

Ouch....

LucaTotti 10

Friday 9 October 2015 7:07

LOOOOOOOOOL

your_friendly_accountant 6

Tuesday 31 July 2018 11:54

or maybe dont flirt with people who are not in the position to reject you (or even escape your presence), and have to be nice to you because they want to keep their jobs? just let her do her thing, and you do yours...