Animals: Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left...

By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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Chance encounter

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

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By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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Scratch that

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 07:59 - Germany

Today, I got a painful scratch on my nose. Nasty kitty? Nope. I never imagined a dried booger stuck in my handkerchief could be this hard and this sharp. FML

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sushi_samurai 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:05

Warning: lame joke below. That mouse has his eye on you...

nancem 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:02

Evidently fear is not a factor for you!

Comments

ilovesandy 5

Friday 25 November 2011 3:06

and that is why I'm a dog person.

police11942 1

Friday 25 November 2011 17:52

Probably a testical...:)

livvie1999 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:56

Eeewwww sorry bout your luck

Late_night83 25

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:12

Ugggggggghhhhh

fredfan103 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:17

An eye of what? Also, gross.

fredfan103 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:22

Sorry for double posting and asking the question.

writergirl23 19

Monday 19 March 2012 5:24

Thanks, you just made my morningsickness come back

iLoveFamilyGuy 7

Monday 7 May 2012 3:50

And that is why we do not squeeze random objects found on the floor.

catanita 18

Tuesday 31 July 2012 15:53

Why did you let your cat eat a mouse in the house in the first place? This is not very hygienic. Are you sure it was an eye? Maybe it was a very very gifted mouse male.