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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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By owies :( - 01/04/2011 02:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 07:30 - Australia - Geraldton

Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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Baked

By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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Testing, testing

By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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What? Why?

By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML

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jezane 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:09

Wasn't that a "bright" idea...

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 29 January 2012 12:12

I must ask, were you wearing pants?

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:42

So, does your gash look like a ******? Oh, the irony! Maybe your parents could debate the topic.

giveAchance 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:45

That was a bright idea

theWINDOWmonster 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:59

bulbasour.. bulb-ass-sore..

ImInYourFACEbook 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:27

It must have hurt OP like a 'razor leaf'

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:51

WARNING: DO NOT PUT LIGHTBULBS ON CHAIRS

Uraziel 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:53

Without a first thought either...

JurassicHole 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:26

9- Damn, you seem to be suffering from a large case of "Over-reacting". If making a stupid mistake warranted the loss of the right to bring children into this world, then everyone wouldn't be able too. As for OP, holy crap that sucks. Hopefully your butt is doing better. Also to everyone putting "YDI", how could he? It was a simple accident of forgetfulness while he was busy with his cleaning.