Work: Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped...

By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By Poorlittlelady - 08/10/2018 22:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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ICastillo 24

Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:59

You're a shit head for not throwing the diaper away in the trash right away.

amillionbucks 5

Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:58

I thought he was gonna put something else on you when you said you bent over...

Comments

charvisioku 22

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:40

Oh well, shit happens.

DustyStorm 16

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:46

One of the best first comments I've read, actually made me chuckle

cartedor 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:58

Noooooooooooooooo. Oh no. what did you do? I would scream so loud and ran away far, well as far as the nearest shower or sink. Ewwwww ewwwwwwww

Brssps 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:01

I voted both because him doing that was out of your control..but if he was disabled and can't think clearly, you should have thrown out the diaper

yesyesnonono 10

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:07

EUTHANASIA

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:11

For you, yesyes! Absolutely!! For the disable patient, no way! You are an inconsiderate imbecile! Get your dictionary out!

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:07

Now, why would you do a fool thing like that? Disabled people can't help what they do but, you can! I bet you'll find a trash can next time! Lesson learned, I hope!!

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:09

Good answer, Nirah! OP deserves it for being stupid & inconsiderate! I thought this was going to end with the patient crapping on OP or the floor but, I like the diaper on the head more!!

katties 27

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:21

Nonono! This is something a lot of people working with senile elderly have to learn: don't let them near poop! A lot of them have this weird thing where they do all kind of shit (no pun intended) with it, like, for example, rolling it into balls and throwing it at people...

roadie42 21

Sunday 28 July 2013 16:30

The folks at my facility love it too...have absolutely no idea why that is. I think CNAs/PCTs deserve more pay just for dealing with that issue day in and day out!

beehardxcore 26

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:23

FYL because that sucks, but I commend you for doing a job that most people would consider beneath them. :]

AmandaLikNoOther 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:26

As a nursing assistant I know that the first thin you do is not put the diaper on the bed but in a black trash bag. You also do not call the pins a diaper. The resident feels degraded when doing so, and they take it out on you. Sorry you deserved it.

besosforme 26

Wednesday 2 January 2013 21:33

Agreed! And yeah, the ban of the word "diaper" was actually one of the first things we were taught in nursing school; "they're called 'briefs', not a diaper". I think part of it was because of a lawsuit in my county where a care home got sued because of the vernacular used there. Using the word "diaper" was equivalent to battery, according to that suit. The family did win. We'd get written up if we got caught saying it, as students, because of the connotations it holds.

roadie42 21

Sunday 28 July 2013 16:33

Us too! Diapers are briefs, bibs are clothing protectors, etc. These people are often extremely embarrassed about their inability to care for themselves...I think the least we can do is help them retain their dignity and not be treated like children.