Work: Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped...

By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By Poorlittlelady - 08/10/2018 22:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:59

You're a shit head for not throwing the diaper away in the trash right away.

amillionbucks 5

Wednesday 2 January 2013 18:58

I thought he was gonna put something else on you when you said you bent over...

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darkmis1 17

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:20

Time for a shower?

alliewillie 22

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:20

This ^ Did you get in the shower with him then?

lousypotatoes 20

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:23

This brings the phrase "shit head" to a whole new level...

Olivia_73 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:25

Omg! That must of really sucked for you. FYL ;p

MR_RODSQUAD 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:30

Who puts a dirty diaper on a bed?!?!

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:30

OP, I applaud you for working the field you work in! Not everyone is tough enough for that, and you do a world of good for those with disabilities! Sorry about the shit though! :(

kingsian 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:32

Some days you're the pigeon some days you're the statue.

botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:34

Deserved it for setting the diaper on the bed instead of in the trash. Not that is was foreseeable, but in a way, still the fault of OP.

Nirah_fml 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 19:35

I hit YDI for simply being stupid and inconsiderate. I do the same job and putting a dirty brief on someone's bed is disgusting and highly unsanitary. They have to sleep on that! It's just plain rude to be that inconsiderate of your patient and put something that dirty on their bed. You are always supposed to have a garbage can at hand to put those things in so that you're not spreading the germs all around and if you can't reach a garbage can for whatever reason, at the very least you put it on the floor. I'm not surprised that the patient did that--he was probably pissed off that she put a literal pile of shit on his bed.