Miscellaneous: Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in...

By dontaskdonttell - 24/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies, "Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

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By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

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Kinda sus

By JPlays - 13/09/2016 03:31 - United States - Henderson

Today, after days of working with a client on plans for a project, I received a message halfway through completion, saying the deal was off because my prices were "so low, it seems like a scam." FML

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By Boo - 14/07/2011 08:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

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Buyer's market

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 00:01

Today, I found out that my childhood vacation home was on sale for 149K. We sold it for 99K 9 months ago. FML

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By jenjam - 05/07/2012 00:50

Today, I bought a home at a bargain. It will need 5 grand in repairs to fix plumbing and electric, but it's mine. When I pulled up the listing to show pictures to my friends, there was a new listing that was in the same neighborhood, and a larger, nicer house that is move in ready. Same price. FML

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By mustanggt - 10/01/2019 14:00

Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML

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Swindled

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 16:53 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I found out that the piece of vacant land I purchased for $20,000 is illegal to build a house on, due to acreage restrictions. Thank you, realtor. FML

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Goddamn safety regulations!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 02:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, my partner and I went to the inspection of a house we wanted to buy. The whole roof was illegal. This is the second time our realtor has shown us a house with major issues. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 11:09

Today, I was supposed to close on a house. Unfortunately, our lender decided that they couldn't finance us and denied us a loan, after 3 months of us digging up paperwork, saving money, and packing. Now we have to scramble to find a new place, while our insane landlady screams at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 20:58 - United States - Evanston

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

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Dukedj 0

Friday 24 April 2009 12:18

Wow. That is totally screwed up. I hope the seller was saying that as a joke, if the seller wasn't then they are a total idiot.

Darth_Taco 14

Friday 24 April 2009 12:24

You got the wrong buyers. If I had the money, I would've bought the house BECAUSE of the ghosts. Unless they were vengeful spirits. I'm sorry though, that really sucks. Especially in this global economy XP.

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phantomdonut 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:55

If I had 200 grand I'd gladly buy a haunted ranch in the country... my childhood home/parents' house (63 yr old building) was haunted, my current apartment (94 yr old building) is haunted, but the place i'm moving into in a month is a new construction... doubt there are any ghosts... darn.

Ric3ball 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:07

Oh shit :P

ender7257 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:17

You don't deserve $8k for the little effort it takes to show a home then do paperwork. You have your face shot with cheesy smile and your 80's hair style on all your cards and signs, don't you! YDI!!!!

rakhil11 7

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:41

ender7257-ummm... TheGathering/dol567-HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG ROFLMFAO!!! OP-that freaking sucks!!! the buyer (isn't there another term?) is an idiot though. who doesn't want a haunted house??!!

raechel 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:56

Haha, ender7257, you are retarded. You obviously know nothing about real estate.

trackrunner525 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:20

#20...lmfao, i loved that...i feel bad for the OP though...8k is a lot, especially in these times

love4running 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:32

well in all fairness you are required by law to tell the buyer if the previous owner died on the property still though, that sucks

ilovemycats 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:23

Well I wouldn't buy a house with a ghost problem so scary that it causes me to move either!

missus_butter 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:16

There are laws regarding disclosing murders in the house. Hauntings, however, are "buyer beware." You can't sue someone for selling you a hounted house. Seller is an idiot, though, since they hired the realtor to make the deal and then totally blew it anyway. Anyone with half a brain knows to keep their trap shut during important transactions.