Miscellaneous: Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in...

By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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Creep

By fu2then - 09/03/2010 06:04 - Canada

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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ChurchofFagenism 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:10

I clicked YDI before I even read the bit about cancer, grow up

Hendy93 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:08

Way to be a dick.

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fartmouth123 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 8:28

you know..id love to say YDI...but i would prolly do the same thing if my boyfriend left me and didnt tell me any reason why haha. id be pissed. but thats not your fault that he was lame and didnt tell you why and you had no idea. so im going to say FYL.

loveyahun 0

Monday 23 November 2009 6:21

Wow...I know you didn't know he had cancer but still, you are a real douchebag for doing that. I hope you know how much that hurt him and I hope you feel remorse because that would be kind of bitchy if you didn't feel ANY guilt at all for doing this.

daniel1_1 13

Wednesday 9 December 2009 0:05

OP is a BITCH

malaksoufan_xo 0

Friday 11 December 2009 4:26

that was by-far the saddest post i've read on fml. you deserved it..

Ayselen 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:44

YDI Sorry but you were being a bitch. This should be his FML

alleyx3 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:33

your a jerk!

Laith_leFord 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 21:44

Way to be a bitch and decide to be cruel rather than make an attempt to be understanding with a person who decided to share part of his life with you, however brief it may have been. #135, don't make excuses FO other

greyzero 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:46

When the hell are women gonna learn, most men don't have underlying messages. I know, its hard to believe, but most of the time "ive gotta work late" ACTUALLY MEANS "ive gotta work late"...