By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
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ChurchofFagenism 0

I clicked YDI before I even read the bit about cancer, grow up

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qawsed1 0

why are yall so focused on her emotions. its the other guy that could ******* die...im pretty sure its a fhislife on this one...**** her emotions she can get over it. you cant get over cancer.

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aquatal 0

just goes to show you how dumb females caN be...gIggIty

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bb1_00 0

you are dumb and heartlesss .... you just made ur self look like a **** by doin that ....

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motto_fml 0

I'm sorry but thats his fault... if you were in a relationship and he couldn't share something that serious with you than too bad. All in all, I'm sorry about him getting cancer but he did dump you so you're free to do what you want love.

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

you're a mega bitch and deserve to feel bad about that for the rest of your life

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underdog16 0

that sucks for you i feel bad for you cause you didnt know and you probably hurt him a little bit you dont deserve it your life is just ******

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Canicula_fml 2

I struggle to find the words to say how much i loath all you ******* smart mouth, know it all, hindsight wiseguys who comment on posts like this saying shit like "you're a mega bitch and deserve to feel bad about that for the rest of your life". I'm going to have a damn good stab though. Have you the slightest comprehension about how little contribution you make to the human race when you deign to comment on someone else's **** up, when I'd lay money on the fact that pretty much all of you have done something stupid (i'd almost go so far as to say i'd guarantee it) in the emotional wars of the sexes, jealousy games and such nonsense, yet you swagger on to my monitor and post shit like "How could you be so heartless?" i mean did you even read the ******* post before you mashed your fingers on the keyboard and contributed another line of offal to the internet shit pile? Hell if I'd been dumped and saw my ex standing outside my house while i had a date i'd ignore the shit out of her ass for a while and show off too. OP, while your ex has definately outbid you at the FML tables, i sympathise with you, you must have felt like shit. And don't get me started on "Ur a hoe", Grammar, spelling, textspeak. The literal sentence suggesting that an ancient middle eastern city is in fact a gardening implement makes me want to break the man's fingers or keyboard, whichever is likely to last longer. This just to save myself the pain of having my low expectations of the human race further dropped by such illiteracy.

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RyleaLuvsDinos 0

I couldn't have said it better myself at all. Really though people, it's not like she KNEW he had cancer in the first place. Honestly I would have done the same thing. Most of you people would have done it too! It's not like she had sex in front of him! Plus he dumped her which must have left her with a lof of mixed feelings.

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666HailSatan666 0

It's still immature to do such an action regardless of how they feel emotionally. Then again, she is probably a teenager of this pathetic, ****** up generation. Oh, and you should go and take a look in the ******* mirror since I can see a lot of spelling and grammatical errors you stupid nutter. And who are you to question the human race! "I'd been dumped and saw my ex standing outside my house while i had a date i'd ignore the shit out of her ass for a while and show off too.". ROFL, you stupid little ******.

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FoundManyLemons 0

It wouldn't matter if he had cancer or not, YDI for being a passive-aggressive ****. Be an adult. Even if you aren't yet (you sound 14-16ish) just try.

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