Miscellaneous: Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in...

By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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By fu2then - 09/03/2010 06:04 - Canada

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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ChurchofFagenism 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:10

I clicked YDI before I even read the bit about cancer, grow up

Hendy93 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:08

Way to be a dick.

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ktm44 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:35

how is it her fault that HE randomly dumped her?? how would she know he had cancer, and why shouldn't she do something dick back to him when he shows up out of nowhere? f his life, not yours, not your fault he's too stupid to discuss something important with you instead of just dumping you.

UGADawg08 1

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:08

The whole "throw it in your ex's face" behavior is so childish. Only teenagers do that crap. Grow up. You deserve cancer.

caticaticati 3

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:30

Just because someone does something immature (and who is to say that OP is NOT in fact a teenager, therefore making it a normal thing), does not mean they deserve cancer, you ******* prick. There are people posting on here who have lost loved ones to cancer and it's not something you wish on anyone.

ToonAddict 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:14

Why is everybody being so snarky and YDI? Shame on the ex for dumping you and thinking you couldn't handle it! Granted trying to make him jealous wasn't cool, but if he was expecting you to be all hung up about him two months later...FHisLife, not yours!

BLNovelist 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:14

YDI. Unless he cheated on you then broke up with you for something stupid, you had no right or reason to try to make him look bad. What you did was childish and bitchy. Get over yourself.

mustlovemarvin 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:18

I feel really sorry for him, but he should've told you, and he dumped you which is on him. You can't be expected never to date again after he broke up with you.

haxromana 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:23

You deserve it for being a bitch, he deserves it for not just coming out and telling you about the cancer...but then again people do weird things after breakups or horrible diagnoses, so it's a draw. I hope you can work things out.

squigglyshark 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:32

ydi that you're such a bitch your boyfriend is afraid to talk to you.

missjazzy_love 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:35

Awww...poor guy. Messed up that you would do that. You should have at least tried to talk to him before acting out of spite. Well, if you guys do choose to get back together, best of luck.

limabean3 1

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:10

how would it be her fault? he broke up with her, seemingly to her for no reason, and she deserves it for trying to make him jealous with her new guy? any girl would do that, because it's obvious she was hurt by it. and she didn't know he had cancer. this is clearly not a ydi.