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By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

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Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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What the actual ****?

By samrodpuertorico - 13/02/2009 20:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said, "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

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Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By reedcarter - 04/12/2012 02:14

Spicy

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:08

Would you rather him give you a random hand job?

alicianoar 7

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:08

Congrats on the big penis bro.

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Mauskau 35

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:23

I do that to my bf when we're in the bathroom. Puts him off alot hehehe

illegalsarcasm 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:29

Come on rude boy can you get it up....

valleyshooter 8

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:31

let me guess "nice watch" and you weren't wearing one.

pinkspaceboundro 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:47

He found the Mc PENIS FILET!

Samouie_fml 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:48

That's funny. There is exactly the same FML in the french version (VDM)!

Skatejock21 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:50

hahaha you got a compliment on the size of your penis? that is probably the funniest compliment I have ever heard! hahah if my wife ever complimented on my penis when we were dating, I would have killed myself laughing. It's a pretty sad thing to be judged on. But oh well, maybe getting compliments is rare for you. I hope you acknowledged it.

jayson13_fml 8

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:58

ha that's pretty gay. lol

ReVeNtOn 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:03

lol wow weird

miskalala_fml 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:16

luckily you're not a girl...there's that "chicks' law" that requires you to return the compliments received...

coolp3son 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:32

well at least it was a compliment and not an insult

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