By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML
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Livinia 11

Would you rather him give you a random hand job?

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BB_ava 0

The pros outweigh the cons in this FML ;)

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pwilly 8

I would've been so creeped, I'd probably never be able to piss I'n a public bathroom ever again.

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Michele2luv 8

that's exactly what I thought when I read this lol

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YacL 15

At least he didn't look, laugh, then walk away.

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ReptarRAWR23 0

I agree he could have pointed too!

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crushedone 7

That's better than hearing it from some hoe you hooked up with, then wondering if she was just telling you that so you wouldn't feel bad about having tiny junk.

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dakins 0

men always call women hoes. if she's sleeping with u say thank u and shut the f$@& up cause If ur as classless as to call HER names then u deserve a whole hell of a lot less. and if she's not sleeping with her and ur calling her a hoe is it any wonder y ur not getting any? disrespectful discriminatory sexist self-righteous @$$?!€£s.

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crushedone 7

Hoe = ****. Could be a man or a woman. Not all women are hoes. As for "self-righteous"...you may want to re-read your comment.

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CateXOX 0

18- If you "hooked up" with a girl, you're as much of a hoe as she is.

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TheDrummingResul 0

Jeebus. Overly sensitive feminist, 101?

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alexsmokesdro91 0

might be weird, but nonetheless still a compliment.

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