Who wants chowder?

20- that's lovely

Is 'vomit' even a color?? 0_o

There is green vomit, brown vomit, red vomit. All depends on what you eat/drink. Most have seen these before, just never thought if ir as a color.

Meh. My husband cleans up after me sometimes and I clean up after him sometimes... Is called love.

Personally, if my hubby was that drunk I'd be focused on caring for him- not bickering over who should clean it up. I know if I were that messed up after a drunken night, I'd want him to do the same for me. Edit: Oops, didn't see your comment #26. I agree wholeheartedly. :)

I see zandale we have a different point of view 4 love! I would never let my wife clean puke after myself (maybe only when I would be very very ill) because I respect her as a person and I want her to fell precious.

31- That's sweet and all, but you said it yourself: "Unless I was very ill." OP's husband falls under that umbrella. He may have brought it upon himself by drinking too much, but he's ill nonetheless.

Drinking is choice - illness not.

Interesting convo, but when I puke, I want to be alone. Most people shit alone, so why would they want company when they are emptying their digestive tract from the other end?

24 - If hubby is that drunk, it'll probably be a while before he's capable of cleaning. Meanwhile, the puke would just sit all over whatever it got on? I think not. You can have fun fighting over whose responsibility it is to clean it up, I think I'd just pull my big girl panties on and do it myself rather than let it absorb into the wall.

By suggesting that OP return the favor are you telling her to get smashed, start puking, and then have her hubby throw up on her...?

No, make a mess and make him clean it up...