By roadbikemama - 25/10/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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PistachioNut94 0

were you naked?

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blacklikemyheart 0

Its a shame people don't have two nipples...

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SickToDeath 0

ouch :S u hav 2 tho dont u? use the other 1 ;)

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dspadres 0

Doesn't it take more time to write like a complete douche bag than to use real words?

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alleyes 0

just look at the name "SickToDeath" probably has to type with one finger in between blackouts and convulsions. If not, then yes a douce bag

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22jrdn55 15

wtf? why do you guys care? and hows this you're business? we're on the internet, NOT ENGLISH CLASS so basically everyone is free to write the way they like So StOp BeInG sUcH dOuChBaGeS aNd LeAvE tHe GiRl AlOnE!!!

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blackhawk465 0

You're right. Looking intelligent is overrated. Looking retarded is where it's at.

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noahvs67 0

grammar Nazis! quick hide the Internet Jews

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bluegoldfish 7

no 232, your is the possesive pronoun, you,re is a contraction of the pronoun "you" and the verb "are". so 205 is right.

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happi_pineapple 0

Why would you cook naked? Go ahead and be naked in the rest of your house, but kitchens are dangerous. Wear protection next time.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

On top of that, the image of the OP scratching at her crabs-infested pubes and then handling people's food is nauseating. :]

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lol_urlife_sucks 0

Why the hell would you assume she has crabs? That's just grotesque. Grow up, and stop assuming everyone in the world has problems like you. ;)

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alleyes 0

why did you have to lean over so much? average sized body with midget arms?

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mollyjynxjax 28

She still has to get the milk out of the other or she'll get an infection

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bean_dawg 0

pics or it didn't happen

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RuralNinja 0

YDI for cooking naked and leaning across a pot of boiling water.

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the1krutz 0

And now you know better than to boil water topless. Painful lesson, but you'll remember it next time.

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perdix 29

You're supposed to boil the RUBBER ones! Ask your husband to lend you one of his, he's not using them.

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Ligerie 0

no one is arguing that I thought they were shocked, its just that you had to be rude about it.

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MrMcKeigue 0

You expect sympathy for hanging your naked boobie over scalding water?

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