Love: Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped...

By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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Me me me

By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 14:31 - Sweden - Ludvika

Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML

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Unrequited callousness

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By bezoar10 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:03

LMAO

dacman48 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:11

#11's right, some girls look their best in different moods. sometimes its when their crying, laughing, wateve. i had a gf who looked amazing when she was pissed off. pissed her off alot, just to see that face ;)

Comments

BoWZeR 1

Friday 12 March 2010 6:25

hahaha u should suck his dick...and have a 3 some with ur dead cat

mugiwara_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 6:29

Well, if you love your parents, don't let him alone with them. :o)

spurslover 0

Friday 12 March 2010 6:32

I agree (w/ the majority of the people) I'm assuming he meant it in a good way! I hope so, for your sake (:

hwkitty 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:32

it's a metaphor of some sort. no need to be so literal.

brightred919 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:41

please dump him

tacoman007 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 8:40

I'm certain all he means is that he enjoys seeing you in agony.... wait that's not any better.

heyslut 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 19:25

hahahaha i actually laughed at this :D

wow_fml_hard 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:11

how is this guy a jerk for saying that? its not like he meant he wanted her to cry all the time. when my girl cries, i comfort her and think to myself that its so cute when she cries. its probably just a weird way of him saying he loves even the little things about her.