Miscellaneous: Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the lobby's couch. We were...

By Katt - 25/04/2016 18:04 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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thejonac 21

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:18

to be honest, if you were so oblivious to people tying your shoes together, I don't think you were just cuddling and that probably wasn't appropriate in a lobby.

nesssy 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 8:57

How do you not notice someone tying your shoes.. you guys must be really into each other.

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keithsbooty 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:46

I miss the "you deserved it" button...

SpyroMello 29

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:49

It's right under the "I agree, your life sucks" button..

SpyroMello 29

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:46

Gotta say you deserved this one. Pay attention to your surroundings when in public. Anything can happen.

Mynamewontfi 40

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:20

Like others said, if you weren't noticing anything you were probably doing more than just cuddling in public. No one needs to see that. Still, FYL, because losing your teeth really hurts (I can tell from experience) and doubt the culprit intended that to happen.

Frau_Blucher 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:43

Ouch, that sucks.

saffy66 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:58

I almost voted YDI till I read about the teeth. Maybe lay off the public displays of affection if you're that oblivious to the world around you? I hope the teeth can be replaced quickly and don't cost too much.

AdamTodddBrown 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:18

Uh. In a lobby? I imagine you're either at a dorm, apartment or hotel. Go to your damn room. And anytime you're in public you should be paying attention to your surroundings. That's just basic survival.