By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
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NaoPudding 8

Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.

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mariet_fml 23

If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's ******* disgusting.

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DocBastard 38

That wasn't broccoli, it was his weed stash that he didn't want Mommy to find. Just lather it up, rinse, and repeat. Good as new!

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selbow 3

what a little shit, did you vomit back on him? you should have "accidentally" cut a bald spot into the back of his head.

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0opsie 6

Yeah, that'll teach him to have parents who think it's more important to get him a haircut than let him stay home and rest when he's sick.

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overthelimit 3

thats real mature. OP could probably get fired for that. that being said, i would still do it. its worth it :D

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selbow 3

what a little shit, did you vomit back on him? you should have "accidentally" cut a bald spot into the back of his head.

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ifiFaLL 1

lol my first reaction would be a smack to his face xD

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sephoraprincess 7

ew. rotten kids!

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azcarate 0

Dang that just sucks all together.

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