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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 12:00

Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Rave on

By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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DocShady 11

Monday 18 March 2013 8:48

So close...

audreyfml1994 15

Monday 18 March 2013 8:46

Take it as a compliment.

Comments

natsaysheyyy 16

Monday 18 March 2013 9:06

Man...FYL. That sucks.

derp_taco 22

Wednesday 25 February 2015 17:17

They have a button for that

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 18 March 2013 9:10

Be happy he gave you a compliment sweetie :)

lysx84 24

Monday 18 March 2013 9:13

Always be wary of incredibly sexy men in clubs. In my experience about 97% are gay. The straight ones are the podgy boors...

zandalee 19

Monday 18 March 2013 9:48

Damn! Wouldn't want to go to the clubs in your town!

FightMyLiger 19

Monday 18 March 2013 15:05

The straight ones are usually at the bar, watching the gays dazzle our ladies on the dance floor.

deathtothepix 26

Monday 18 March 2013 9:19

It's always the hot guys who can dance amazing isn't it? Who'd of thought...

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 18 March 2013 9:30

It's a gay man's way of saying "I'd go gay for you." You must be pretty attractive.

enbliss 10

Monday 18 March 2013 12:46

More precisely, "I'd go straight for you"

Cupcake040 17

Monday 18 March 2013 17:42

I love that people give this a negative vote because of a mistake.....I mean seriously I try to do my best with spelling on here but not everyone treats this site like an essay. Some people need to calm down and get a life if they go on here looking for mistakes, cause its not like we didn't get the message being put out there.