By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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audreyfml1994 15

Take it as a compliment.

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

I'm laughing so hard right now... I can feel abs coming in.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Maybe he'll go straight for you.

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Nydeira 11

Beware of the sexy ones,there is always a drawback.He's like Frank Ocean,sexy but never abailable.Gay men are usuallythe mst irrisistable!

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upallnight11 19

The gays always get the best, isn't it?

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Amama_fml 30

Maybe, saying he was gay was just an excuse to not hook up. Just maybe.

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amifaiyaz 12

All the good ones are either gay or married..

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streetriots 9

I don't think so. The good ones get overlooked for the bad ones.

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amifaiyaz 12

All the good ones are either gay or married...

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dodzin 9

Too cute to be straight. Story of my life....

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ShadowBox 8

...What are you guys talking about? I can NEVER find a decent gay guy. They're either more feminine than most girls I know or hopped up on steroids to prove how manly they are. All the good ones are either taken, or straight. :/

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