By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
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Welshite 39

Drink your own breast milk. It's supposedly good for building muscle. Soon you'll be having your opponents begging for your secret.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Just tell the haters your body's in such good shape even your nipples are crying at the sight of it!

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isorang 13

Well maybe if you sweat enough, no one will be able to tell that you got some milk seepage going on.

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thejimler 9

Don't forget to cream your opponent!

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RageWolf16 31

I'm sure there are medications and treatments? It'll be okay man it's not like you're doing it on purpose, people will understand I'm sure

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Cerebral_Origami 5

Did you change your diet recently? Sometimes a large decrease in caloric intake can cause a man to lactate. Or I'd imagine if you started working out a lot harder and didn't increase your intake.

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cocainewhore 30

He said he was diagnosed with a condition which causes him to, not that his diet or work out causes him to though.

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Distantsoul 8

Use it as a distraction technique, squirt it in the eyes of your opponent ?? who will have the last laugh then

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SoBeSatan 22

You've got this. Just own it and don't be embarrassed!

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laden_swallow09 34

Here's one: You can breastfeed your opponents because it'll be the only way they'll be able to eat after you've had your way with them? I tried.

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Obito_Uchiha651 17

Hey at least you don't have to buy milk for your cereal anymore

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moocowmilk0 19

Squirt your opponent in the eyes

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