Transportation: Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the... - FML

By daninalani - 11/03/2012 22:37 - United States

Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML

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daninalani 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:08

FML bc i spent all morning trying to tell her about how big the universe was. she just got angry.

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chili_is_good 0

Monday 12 March 2012 1:57

Go public schools!!!

miz_kamakazi 11

Monday 12 March 2012 2:00

F HER Life if she thinks that! Let me guess, she's a 4 year freshman at UCLA, her favorite color is clear, and she wants to become a veterinarian because she loves children. SMH

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XxQuartersxX 14

Sunday 22 September 2013 0:43

What a dumbass. Lmao

Aenterial 11

Tuesday 16 September 2014 4:33

Let's talk about infinity for a minute...

ysostupid 9

Tuesday 4 November 2014 1:24

Your friend is the reason we have no hope!

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 4 December 2014 12:14

I think you need a new friend.

CougeeSwagg 19

Friday 19 December 2014 7:25

You should've known your friend was an idiot. If you did, yay for loving her anyway. Don't try having another intelligent conversation with her again.

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 3 February 2015 2:07

I am shocked that there are so many dumbasses here. There are 8 planets in our SOLAR SYSTEM which is in our GALAXY, situated in the UNIVERSE.

soccerbeast24680 8

Saturday 11 April 2015 20:17

No offense, but, u hav a stupid friend

Pixelatedpotato 28

Tuesday 27 June 2017 7:59

I'm sad to say this is a common thing, a friend of mine who was in high school at the time wouldn't believe me when I said that there were planets around other stars.

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