By Ballsy427 - 25/07/2014 12:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML
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Ballsy427 5

I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'

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Ley135 20

No size jokes so I guess you'll be alright lol

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Comments

Animekid126 13

Well to be fair a penis usually isn't massive when it's soft, and also maybe he was so distracted with his work that he just forgot. OR maybe his penis was where his thumb was when he snapped the picture

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KingDirtyDan 2

Tell her you are sorry and ask her to dinner you never know you might be in a relationship and she could buy you things

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leroyyyjenkins 10

You sound like the kind of asshole who just wants to sit around on your lazy ass and have a woman take care of you. Have some respect, grow the **** up, and be a man. Take care of your own damn self.

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momac86 17

At least you got two compliments out of it and not an insult

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Jacei3eleren 2

why....why whouldnt you QC the pic b4 u sent it -_-

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rick_maahea 12

Why would you be sending pics you're sketching while nude to your boss? Don't you think it'd be best to be more professional about work?

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lastunusedname 11

Well, you certainly are one stupid ****.

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leroyyyjenkins 10

You certainly are one fucktarded asshole.

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missyfiona89 28

I'm going to go on an impulse and assume that you've got a nice package.

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alicat13 12

You are lucky you are not being sued for sexual harasment or indecent exposure! YDI

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