Work: Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic... - FML

By Ballsy427 - 25/07/2014 12:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

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Ballsy427 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 2:43

I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'

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mamm_fml 14

Friday 25 July 2014 18:35

Getting a raise.

Ley135 20

Friday 25 July 2014 18:33

No size jokes so I guess you'll be alright lol

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SKITTLZ2000 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 4:53

Tap dat

rachangie 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:09

I fail to see how this is a FML moment. She had a sense of humor about your situation showing up and she complimented it. Sounds like a win/win. You're lucky that she has a good sense of humor!:)

Morning_fml 22

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:14

At least she has a good sense of humour judging from her reaction. Just be grateful you weren't charged for sexual harassment or fired, AND she said it was impressive.

MSDemonslayer 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:27

Is she DICKING around? Ba dum tss. You should PULL OUT of the project. Ba dum tss.

Brayson 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:59

No.

Pepn_Fresh 14

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:03

she definitely wants the D. take her out, show her a good time, then "show her a good time"

andrearebecca 4

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:23

How you don't notice a freaking dick in a picture? That's also YOUR dick. Lol

puffthekraken 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:29

YDI for being so ignorant sending something to someone so important

leroyyyjenkins 10

Monday 28 July 2014 7:00

Perhaps you didn't think about the possibility that it's not ignorant. Chill out. Dicks aren't that important anyways. Perhaps that is how OP communicates with his boss on a regular basis. That doesn't make the OP ignorant. You are clearly an idiot, for jumping to conclusions. Accidents happen. We all **** up sometimes. It's just a part of life. Don't be such a dick.

witchiy_witch 12

Wednesday 30 July 2014 14:25

People like you bother me thinking ignorance means rude but dumb asses don't realize its actual meaning

spunkylady 24

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:52

I'm laughing my ass off right now. Always double check your pictures if you're naked when you take them!

mattbaker 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:54

At least u didn't post it on social network

rockman808 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 7:59

Don't feel bad, it's just a little situation. Bahahaha!

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