By Ballsy427 - 25/07/2014 12:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML
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Ballsy427 5

I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'

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Top comments

Ley135 20

No size jokes so I guess you'll be alright lol

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Comments

ktiskool 18

Looks like someone's getting a promotion ;)

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martin8337 35

Or a raise/bonus.

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SocotheRedheeler 2

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MortenM 17

I think you should get your keyboard checked #112

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bravesgirl55 11

Obviously it wasn't that impressive if you didn't notice it in the picture you took. Haha!

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bpickett18 16

Ot maybe he didnt notice because its his own dick so he's used to seeing it all the time so he just didnt notice.

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Mekeritrig 15

Count your blessings; you could've been fired for sexual harassment.

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MrConcise 34

That's not the only way he was blessed, apparently.

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QueenofWheels 13

I am thinking maybe she should be. Not sure she should comment on his penis.

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ChristianH39 30

I mean if you accidentally send your boss a picture of your member then a funny comment about it is getting off light

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QueenofWheels 13

I swear I can say the sky is blue and people will downvote it.

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PenguinBitch 43

Next time think with your other head op and check the pic twice!

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CallMeBatman 15

It could be worse, at least she was impressed by..

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CyberGothic 16

Srsly? In the nude? And you didn't QA the pic? You're lucky Human Resources isn't all up in you with a sexual harassment complaint. In fact, buy a boatload of lottery tickets so you can win big and retire.

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JBChristian 47

Srsly?? Did you srsly just spell it like that?

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worldclassrager 39

A little crop work then it's perfect...even if you are alone maybe a little clothing wouldn't be a bad idea

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skittyskatbrat 19

Crop work? Circumcising an adult is rarely a good idea...

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rawr1308 14

I think he meant cropping the picture

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Polynomial 28

bShe liked your "pencil". Are you using cockrola crayons? Are you a head of the competition? Can I give you a tip? Home made white out?

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Polynomial 28

I will get my quality up for next time ;)

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Irishguy64 1

I thought they were good

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Oh my. "Cockrola." Lmfao.

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Nilorak 24

Didn't you check before you dicked, I mean clicked.

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sneakybabymaker 20

Might as well see if you can run with it

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skittyskatbrat 19

If he can't run with it, he really ought to go into ****.

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