Work: Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic...

By Ballsy427 - 25/07/2014 12:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

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Ballsy427 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 2:43

I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'

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mamm_fml 14

Friday 25 July 2014 18:35

Getting a raise.

Ley135 20

Friday 25 July 2014 18:33

No size jokes so I guess you'll be alright lol

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wickedalwayswins 7

Friday 25 July 2014 18:50

Dictory is yours!

buckdharma 37

Friday 25 July 2014 18:51

I'm guessing you do pop up art, and your winky fit with the theme.

Goblin182 26

Friday 25 July 2014 18:51

As Humphrey Bogart said to Claude Raines in Casablanca, "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".

wickedalwayswins 7

Friday 25 July 2014 18:52

A perfect dictation with a decent dillustration.

Raath00 7

Friday 25 July 2014 18:52

She deemed your "package" impressive. Seems like a win to me.

_Minato 8

Friday 25 July 2014 18:52

Well at least she's honest.

MrsTeecee 5

Friday 25 July 2014 18:56

Can I see the sketch?

igottafeelingxo 9

Friday 25 July 2014 18:59

I just don't understand how he didn't see it was in the picture before he sent it...

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 25 July 2014 19:00

at least she likes both.

chicme 9

Friday 25 July 2014 19:01

She wants the diddly.....

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