Kids: Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when... - FML

By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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Karaoke night

By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By danny - 12/09/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML

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By Louis - 13/11/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I finally felt brave enough to sing karaoke in public. I was halfway through the song when the restaurant’s power went out, leaving me singing my heart out in the dark. FML

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By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

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By BIGMOUTHD00D - 18/11/2022 02:00

Today, there was a karaoke at my job's Thanksgiving party. A girl sang and sounded horrible. I later told a colleague about it and said, "She sucked so bad… if I wanted to hear an animal dying, I'd go to a slaughterhouse." She was within earshot and burst into tears. Oh, and she's my boss's daughter. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By fuck's sake - 16/04/2016 10:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:20

I think the kid was trying to tell you something.

Doortje 29

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:27

Maybe you shouldn't have picked a Spice Girls song.

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tuninggamer 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:17

Get some AutoTune! :D

allanaskye 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 17:00

win

saleha97 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:20

hahaha! at least he did you a favour (:

MrRawwr84 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:22

take a hint BITCH !!

georggx 3

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:24

wink wink hint hint..

supertacowaffle 41

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:26

big hint there, aka stfu

valri3 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:17

Maybe he is just a kid and kids don't know any better than aw who I'm I kidding....STFU

perdix 29

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:32

Well, Justin Bieber, do you finally realize that you jumped the shark long ago and that your 15 minutes are over? Even your fan base is turning on you. Get a haircut because I don't want to find a long hair in the burger you'll be flippiñg for me, eh?

neondeath 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:51

what so bad about JB?he's cute and a good sing......well he's cute

perdix 29

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:58

I saw him perform in person. (I had to take my pre-teen daughter.) He's a mediocre singer at best and he has no stage presence. He's got journeyman talent and would be fine in one of those amusement park shows, but nothing bigger than that.

talktomandybaby 8

Monday 24 January 2011 1:12

25 justin bieber is amazing so stfu(:

OhShuttup 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:36

I am not a fan of Justin Bieber, but the kid has a beautiful voice.

nahbayccb 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:54

was it e kid's turn to sing?? maybe u jumped his queue...

Crimsonhead 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:55

Are/were you one of those obnoxious kids, with parent that encourage you, when they clearly shouldn't? Good on the 5 year old. Kids don't lie about stuff, like that.

analisa13 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 15:03

We all know what that means; you suck!

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