Kids: Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when... - FML

By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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Karaoke night

By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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Turn around, Bright Eyes

By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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The great escape

By danny - 12/09/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML

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It's all so quiet…

By Louis - 13/11/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I finally felt brave enough to sing karaoke in public. I was halfway through the song when the restaurant’s power went out, leaving me singing my heart out in the dark. FML

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By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

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Canadian or American?

By BIGMOUTHD00D - 18/11/2022 02:00

Today, there was a karaoke at my job's Thanksgiving party. A girl sang and sounded horrible. I later told a colleague about it and said, "She sucked so bad… if I wanted to hear an animal dying, I'd go to a slaughterhouse." She was within earshot and burst into tears. Oh, and she's my boss's daughter. FML

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By the_music_major - 19/10/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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By fuck's sake - 16/04/2016 10:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML

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Online classes can be tricky

By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:20

I think the kid was trying to tell you something.

Doortje 29

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:27

Maybe you shouldn't have picked a Spice Girls song.

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Thomaspaine 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 19:55

Angelic, maybe.

rlTlk 13

Sunday 23 January 2011 21:22

That totally would have been me when I was a kid.. I hated "adult" music, doesn't mean you were actually bad just wasn't barney lol .. whatever the **** they have kids watching these days.. all mind warping. No really have you noticed that almost every kids show has some sort of political agenda, they use children's shows to "get them while their young" pretty twisted.

impossible_love 8

Sunday 23 January 2011 22:34

well....what i really wanna know is, did everyone cheer when the kid umplugged it? cos that would be EPIC

Nebcoolio 0

Monday 24 January 2011 3:06

Was this in Lakewood Ohio

awesomecow 0

Monday 24 January 2011 4:16

haha that five year old wins XD

dragster_fml 0

Monday 24 January 2011 7:32

ok?

andrewb261 0

Monday 24 January 2011 8:02

How much money did your girlfriend pay that kid to turn the microphone off?

2DMax 11

Monday 24 January 2011 8:41

i was going to say it wasnt an fml but then i thought about it and went oh... that sucks

dezinspaaace 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:41

what does this have to do with american idol?

ColdGold 6

Monday 24 January 2011 19:44

Too bad you can't just haul-off and slap little snots like that.

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