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By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

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Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By socially awkward cupcake - 16/02/2017 15:52

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By Katy - 14/02/2023 18:00

Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML

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By itsplashedeverywhere - 27/10/2015 18:59 - United States - Boulder

Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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mubaki 18

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:03

stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

caancoha 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:05

Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.

Comments

supafly1298 3

Saturday 22 September 2012 21:33

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahahahaha THATS FUNNY!!!!?!!??!!?????????!??!~~~~~~

Skittlezluva 6

Friday 5 April 2013 4:59

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

TheImaginarySong 16

Friday 25 October 2013 13:41

I didn't even know barf could come out your nose!

carahv91 8

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:25

Aww shitty dude!! It must have ****** hurt like a mofo

assassinsblood 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 9:54

This is now a fear of mine

gatorgirl7563 22

Saturday 2 January 2016 19:51

I'm sure you don't feel like it, but you were actually lucky. NEVER try to forcibly stop vomit from coming out of your mouth, because the vomit HAS to go somewhere, and if you succeed in stopping it from leaving you, it will be pushed into your lungs which can result in chemical burns from the stomach acid and horrible infections from the rotting food particles left behind.