Miscellaneous: Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk,...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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By whatislife1969 - 08/10/2017 04:30

Today, my work had an employee party at the park and I drank a little too much vodka. Towards the end of the party, I found myself making out with a tree in front of all my co-workers. FML

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By Chase - 15/05/2017 18:00

Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML

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By meeks123 - 20/06/2012 05:03 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML

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Busted!

By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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By Noj12345 - 25/06/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By AmberHavoc - 02/01/2013 15:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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Worst party ever

By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00

Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML

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skullfuckery 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:15

Are you 13 or something? Drinking in a park, really?

powersmoke 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:12

YDI. Drink at home.

Comments

Broeman 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:21

Have fun with that sex offender tag dragging you down for the rest of your life.

blakehilli8 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:24

second bitches

rayrayy_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:30

nope. :/

hobos_R_us 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:29

agreed, I think you deserve the charges. Plus you know how people will think of you, they consider peeing in front of someone molesting pretty much. Happened to someone I know.

timtam24 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:33

When you said drinking at the park i imagined you out at the park at 12 am or something, but when a 4 year old was having a party like at 1 pm or around that time. Wtf in broad daylight? yeah you deserve that

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:35

Have a seat over there.... Pedobear approves.... yada yada yada. Now that THAT is out of the way... YDI.

aback 4

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:38

YDI for being a hobo.

Bloodknight 22

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:43

YDI! Ya nasty!

Uconnrunner 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:43

Why were you drinking at a time in which a normal person would have a birthday party? I mean, it could not have been any later than like 5 o'clock, you drunk-ass, downs syndrome-infested twat-face.