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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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kak_999999999 12

Monday 24 February 2014 17:54

If there was heavy traffic there's a big possibility that you could have spit on someone else's car...

olpally 32

Monday 24 February 2014 17:53

Way to go, genius. That's a nasty habit anyways. YDI.

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sarcasticlover 30

Monday 24 February 2014 18:01

u deserved it for that...that's not done

Soundslikeothers 15

Monday 24 February 2014 18:02

You know there is this stuff called glass it's usually a dead give away that the window is still up.

Welshite 39

Monday 24 February 2014 18:11

You know there's this thing called transparency? It makes objects hard to see.

Soundslikeothers 15

Monday 24 February 2014 19:09

There's this stuff called wind, noise and a breeze that would also give it away don't make excuses for an idiot

Soundslikeothers 15

Monday 24 February 2014 19:18

Oh and and not to mention when sitting in a car your face is what 4 inches from the window if you can't tell if your window is up or down you shouldn't be driving

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 February 2014 20:41

Traffic was probably heavy enough to be slow, so not much wind noise, and if your radio is on, you might not notice any other road noises. It's perfectly plausible that OP didn't notice the window wasn't open while in the lull of heavy traffic.

marinegrant 14

Monday 24 February 2014 18:05

That's nasty OP. Swallow it, or use a napkin if you really need to get rid of it

TheMathMajor 26

Monday 24 February 2014 18:06

Why would you spit? Were you chewing tobacco? Gross

Kamon97 23

Monday 24 February 2014 18:09

How the hell could you not tell that the window was up? -.-

sunshine41196 12

Monday 24 February 2014 19:09

Glass is transparent genius!

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 24 February 2014 20:13

Yeah, but if your window is down, you would feel the air coming in the car. Next time, OP, spit in a napkin if what you have is too nasty to swallow.

kevinnicki4life 9

Monday 24 February 2014 18:11

Spitters are quitters

ber4fun13 10

Monday 24 February 2014 18:19

And this is exactly why you should keep a small box of tissues in your car at all times. I wonder what you do when you have to blow your nose, use your shirt? Disgusting.

Nilorak 24

Monday 24 February 2014 18:22

Did you lick it up?

laurenasabutton 26

Monday 24 February 2014 18:52

This comment made me gag.

sonictardis 8

Monday 24 February 2014 19:58

this comment made me puke a little.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 February 2014 20:43

your puking made me comment a little :-/

Mauskau 35

Monday 24 February 2014 18:24

That is disgusting.You definitely deserve it.

The_Big_Boss 20

Monday 24 February 2014 18:26

Oh no. Complete strangers you'll never see again saw this. I don't know how you'll ever move on OP

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