Transportation: Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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Leave me out of this

By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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kak_999999999 12

Monday 24 February 2014 17:54

If there was heavy traffic there's a big possibility that you could have spit on someone else's car...

olpally 32

Monday 24 February 2014 17:53

Way to go, genius. That's a nasty habit anyways. YDI.

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sweetestbitcheva 14

Monday 24 February 2014 18:35

Gross. YDI

raphanne_fml 33

Monday 24 February 2014 18:37

You deserve it for spitting. It's disgusting. What are you, a llama? Swallow that shit like the rest of us.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 24 February 2014 20:47

Sigh... Now I can't get this image of a llama driving a Kia in traffic.... ***** hump day! I'm driving to Vegas! {spit}*

JMichael 25

Monday 24 February 2014 18:39

You deserve it for not paying attention.

EmmaMK 35

Monday 24 February 2014 18:51

Get some manners!

Kovu_fml 16

Monday 24 February 2014 18:52

Oh god I hate when people walk by and spit on the ground. I'm like. Eewwww. :( I've even seen a guy do that inside a grocery store. I gagged a little.

pita1331 7

Monday 24 February 2014 18:57

I keep seeing comments from everyone saying how disgusting it is to spit but what if OP had something gross in their mouth would u expect them to swallow that as well? The only time it's ok to spit in my opinion is if their chewing tobacco or something gross is in your mouth

krunchy_kitty 8

Monday 24 February 2014 19:25

I would expect them to use a tissue or napkin. And if you're chewing tobacco, plan ahead -- you know you're going to have to spit sooner or later.

pita1331 7

Monday 24 February 2014 19:51

I agree with using a tissue or napkin but if you're outside and end up getting something in your mouth not everyone will have a tissue or napkin in their pocket

jaybone87 8

Monday 24 February 2014 19:10

cant fix stupid

tjw1616 21

Monday 24 February 2014 19:16

lol freaking awesome, I can just imagine it & then hysterically at you while making eye contact from my car :)

tjw1616 21

Monday 24 February 2014 19:19

laughing*

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 February 2014 19:21

Were you chewing tobacco or something? Honestly that's the only reason I can think of spitting while driving...

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